tumblr

tumblr
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you just won't understand.

Tumblr is life and culture. It is the epitome of culture and the total antithesis of the modern day pop culture which is so ingrained in today's children. There is no possible way to explain such a phenomenon to others. You either get it or you don't.

2. (Tumblr) (3996↑, 393↓)
The end of your social life.

John: Hey Jane\! what did you do this weekend\!? I partied every single night\! Jane: i stayed up all day and all night on tumblr.

3. (Tumblr) (2943↑, 481↓)
a place where you can post anything and no one will judge you for it.

" i killed a bitch today. " post that on facebook and people will be chocked and shit, but tumblr ... tumblr's cool.

Author: FUCKYOUIMDOPE http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5315142
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Tumblelogs are miniblogs — a fast way to share links, photos, and videos without the bells and whistles of a regular blog. Unlike blogs, tumblelogs are frequently used to share the author's creations, discoveries, or experiences while providing little or no commentary.

If blogs are journals, tumblr is a scrapbook.

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A discrete website for interesting yet random people, where you can express yourself without being judged. You can post whatever you like, whenever you like. Not everyone understands tumblr, so don't worry about idiots from school/work/anywhere to be joining.

Facebook person: I think I'll join tumblr. Tumblr person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!

6. (tumblr) (1882↑, 1132↓)
a hipster watering hole aka a too-indie-for-you blog. chances are you already have one or else you wouldn't be searching for it here. mostly filled with filipino bloggers who mostly blog about pictures of triangles in space. they like to use internet memes, most commonly [4chan] memes, and claim it as their own.

1. blogger: 'FFFFFUUUUU' should be tumblr's catchphrase because we made it up and made it famous lolol 2. ▲

Author: wolfshirtsareforfaggots http://tumblr.urbanup.com/4374406
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▲

Tumblr loves them.

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It's where all the sleepless hipsters are. Tumblr is where sleep deprivation is a normal thing. Bacon is life. Tumblr people have their own language called sarcasm. Our relationship statuses is always "forever alone". And we're all cats. problem?

facebook girl- Hey omg. your so cool. whats tumbler? tumblr person- *you're oh and its tumblr. Tumblr is a site where you can get viruses, so i think you shouldn't get one for your sake.

Author: blissfulbits.tumblr.com http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5518583
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a virus. don't get one.

"hey, what's a tumblr?" "oh man, it's a virus. it sucks, don't get one" "oh em gee, thanks for telling me\!"

Author: we'llbebackshortly http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5560840
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a place for hipsters to post picures and gifs about hipster things. common subjects: girls backs, hands with lots of jewelry, vampire weekend, arcade fire, kissing, naked people, weed, pretty girls smoking, harry potter, celebrities from tv shows particularly skins and gossip girl and other artsy photographs.

I am so addicted to [tumblr], I just can't stop reblogging pictures of pretty girls in front of a sunset wearing denim shorts and bracelets smoking weed.

Author: yesiamfromtumblr http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5455501
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A place where you can express yourself, where no one will judge you. You can reblog anything you want. You can tell your followers anything. Its basically a place to vent, and for whoever will listen. It's very time consuming, because it's more than amazing. You'll find yourself on it more than talking to people. and hanging out with friends. It's a place to be free.

Tumblr person: I love tumblr. It's the only place I can be myself. Other tumblr person: I know. I wanna keep mine forever.

Author: itsxjustxmexxD http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5431376
12. (Tumblr) (273↑, 49↓)
You either know what it is or you don't. Tumblr should not be talked about in public or to people who don't have Tumblr. Tumblr is freedom.

Me: *typing* Today I heard someone mention Tumblr in a public area, I weep for the future

Author: communication breakdown http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5550990
13. (Tumblr) (298↑, 77↓)
A secret place.

Chris: Hey lets go on Tumblr tonight. Zooey: Forever alone.

Author: ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5448435
14. (Tumblr) (235↑, 49↓)
a website that is a virus..

once Tumblr say's "we'll be back shortly" your computer will be taken over by a virus. do not get it..

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a place for self-importance/communal self-loathing

I need to get on Tumblr. I need to tell people how I'm too good for life. How I hate people. How I hate myself. How I just like cats and triangles.

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Probably the best and easiest to use blogging platform, but it is riddled with errors and hipsters.

Guy: Whoa check out this awesome picture I took. I wonder how I could share it with the world\! Girl: You should join Tumblr. It's pretty easy and fast. 2 weeks later Guy: AW I TOTEZ GOTTA REBLOG THIS HIPSTER PICTURE OF A NEBULA WITH SONG LYRICS ON IT\!\!\! AW NO I GOT AN ERROR SCREW YOU TUMBLR

17. (Tumblr) (164↑, 35↓)
It's a Virus \!\!\! don't JOIN.

Girl from Facebook: Hey, what's a tumbler? Girl \#2: * Oh, you mean Tumblr ? It's a virus, I tried joining and it crashed my computer. Don't join for your sake.

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An amazing place filled with believers. Unicorns, Harry Potter, And Meme's seem to be the most popular thing, and everyone there has there inner hipster revealed. Corackadile has big tits.

Person 1: I believe that unicorns exist. Person 2: *Gasp\!* Whats your tumblr url?\!

Author: falalaunicorns http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5608087
19. (Tumblr) (132↑, 19↓)
A blogging website that will "be back shortly."

I tried getting on Tumblr but they didn't feed the Tumbeasts again

Author: GoodMorningMyLove http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5689547
20. (Tumblr) (125↑, 28↓)
A popular, fast-acting, back-door virus that can be planted on one's computer in under 3.5 seconds. Commonly found on all Mozilla Firefox, Safari, or any Windows system.

Person 1: Hey man, have you heard about this new site called Tumblr? I've never been on it. Person 2: Do not go on it\! I tried to and a virus shut down my computer. I had to call geek squad, but they couldn't fix anything. I'm fucked\!

Author: thisisoursongsosingalong http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5624069
21. (Tumblr) (119↑, 21↓)
should not be spoken about.

You: What's tumblr? Me: shhh\! *walks away*

Author: Real Miss Kitty http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5609172
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Tumblr is a magical place. It's a place you can go to whenever you are feeling sad or lonely or simply unable to cope with real life. It's a place for dreamers and believers and overly obsessive people to unite and talk and vent and rant and best of all, it's a place where you can just be yourself and not be judged. The only downside to tumblr, it's terribly addictive.

Dear Lord, I wish I could fly away to Neverland with Peter Pan. That place is so magical. Sincerely, a dreamer. Dear Dreamer, Get a tumblr. It's more magical than you'd expect. Sincerely, The Lord.

Author: Rainingfairies http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5728107
23. (Tumblr) (81↑, 19↓)
The meaning of life.

Facebook Person: You're never online anymore\! Where have you been? Tumblr Person: A magical place full of unicorns and cartoons eating cereal. Facebook Person: Oh... well I'm thinking about getting a Tumblr. Do you have one? Tumblr Person: Don't join that\! Its a virus\! I tried to join and it crashed my computer\! You probably shouldn't go on it.

Author: rebloggingunicorns http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5784298
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A horrible website that crashes 24/7 and will give you viruses the moment you enter.

I hate the Tumblr minibeasts who seem to infect the Tumblr database as well as my own computer. Problem? Yes. I have problem. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

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A Site that Facebookers are not aloud on. People say it is just a site. It is not. It's a cult\!

Facebooker: Z0MG \! TOTEZZ LUV TUMBLRRR\!\!1\! Tumblr: GTFO\! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE\!

Author: facebookersGTFOtumblr http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5592875
26. (Tumblr) (163↑, 127↓)
Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.

Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.

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it is the easiest way to blog. A blog site where you can post stolen pictures and claim it as your own. Most of them get annoyed with hipsters and deny the fact that their hipsters which makes them hipsters. They post indie and underground stuff such as headless black and white picture of a runway dress, gifs and pictures of themselves taken from a webcam, models, indie and underground bands such as pink floyd, joy division, etc, andy warhol, kurt cobain, cats, sex, weed, depressive quotes, pixelated texts, screencaps with deep subtitles, lesbians, gays, tumblr memes and faces such as the Y U NO guy, Ragetoon, LOL, and etc., and many more; Although, there are als- WE'LL BE BACK SHORTLY

hey, I blogged that ages ago, why did you steal it again to make notes out of it and be tumblr famous? Hi, I'm anon, Bitch I will end you\! I don't care if I have no friends as long as I have tumlblr and cats.

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A magical secret world filled with mermaids, unicorns, weed, cats, triangles, sunsets, cigarettes, and the Olsen twins.

You shouldn't know about tumblr, but since you do, here's a picture of a mermaid for you to post.

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"Hipster/indie apocalypse" BUT one of the most amazing blogging websites ever created. As well as, they have amazing photography.

one: "My tumblr NEVER WORKS WHEN I WANT IT TO\!\!\! Dammit, this is the shit that stresses me" two: "Yahoo had an article about how it's the biggest hipster and indie magnet ever. HIPSTER APOCALYPSE"

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ITS A VIRUS. That's what everyone will say about it. You don't speak of tumblr at school, with your friends or family. Tumblr.com is a place for you to get away from reality. You'll regret asking anyone you know to join it. If your homophobic, you won't last long on tumblr considering most people on tumblr are either gay, bi, lesbian or support them. You can say anything you want on tumblr and not get judged for it because most people will feel the same way. Facebook is very judgy. Tumblr. Is completely different. There are super cool blogs, and you should check them out. If you like something, press 'Reblog' (it'll be on your blog) or the heart. (its like the facebook like) Reblogging is a way to put the picture/audio/quote on YOUR blog but give the original person who post it up credit. Also, there are really cool themes for customizing. You can also add music to your blog. tumblr-layouts.tumblr.com ^^ that will give you all the extra features. you can figure the rest out. but when you sign up, the url will be like this: ___(whatever you want)____.tumblr.com you can make your url really cheesy and cute like (btw, these arent real blogs) : loveforeverxx.tumblr.com or straight up like your name: amy11293.tumblr.com be creative, and have fun\!

(these are real) fuckperiods.tumblr.com (perfect for pmsing girls\!) tumblr4men.tumblr.com (funny pictures of messing up cheesy pictures\!) diaryoflittlesecrets.tumblr.com (really cute quotes)

Author: unicornshavemustaches http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5839984
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stupid website that gives your computer viruses

i made an account on tumblr and now my computer won't stop showing me pictures of cats and pizza. i should have stayed on facebook\!

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It's like Narnia, Hogwarts, Utopia and Neverland all mashed up in one, but cooler.

Guy: Hey, have read Narnia? Girl: I was in Narnia, but way better... it's called tumblr.

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A site where you can re-post pictures from all over the internet and claim that it's yours.

I steal shit from Reddit, 4chan, and other sites and post them on Tumblr and become "tumblr famous"

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The easiest blog hosting site to manage on the web where you meet great people, fellow Losties, hispsters, and more. We use tumblr slang that may throw off the non believers who have no business being there. Also, we tend to express ourselves through hilarious GIFS that may look obnoxious to outsiders. Essentially, Tumblr is the 2nd best place after Hogwarts that only asks you to give up sleeping, a social life, and your soul before you can be graced by it's awesomness. It's not for everyone.

Person 1: Don't you have a social life? Person 2: Uh no, I have a Tumblr\!\! Person 1: Hey, what's your social status? Person 2: FOREVER ALOOOOONE\!

Author: lostieforlife http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6014448
35. (tumblr) (17↑, 2↓)
a drug

person 1: whatchu doing? person 2: on tumblr person 1: is that a drug? person 2: yeah.

Author: trololoperson http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6069329
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a site that gives your computer viruses. don't join it.

I joined tumblr and now my computer crashed\!

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Tumblr is a blog, where the most mainstream of people pretend to be indie /alternative. They are somehow under the impression that by posting pictures of scantily clad models in cut off shorts and ray-bans smoking pot, and by blogging about the joy of summer makes them indie. It doesn't. It makes them as mainstream of the the rest of us. They often will post the link to their tumblr , in the box below their photo on facebook, or link it anonymously over formspring, so more people can blog their amazing photos . It's a vicious cycle.

-Over facebook- Claud: Omg bebe, I \<3 ur tumblr\!\!\!\!\!1 it's sahhh indie Emma: omgg thxx, whats ur called ??/ Claud: mines theessenceofsummer. Emma: omg sahh orgiinal beb Claud: *re-blogs photos*

38. (Tumblr) (14↑, 3↓)
The Area 51 of the internet

Dude, what's a tumblr? Shh, man we're not allowed to talk about it or the men in black will come after us\!

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A blog site...The end of your social life.

*Friday Night* Person 1: Hey, you wanna do something tonight? Person 2:Nahhh, I gotta update my Tumblr.

Author: mexxxxxxxxxxx http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5836995
40. (Tumblr) (17↑, 7↓)
A place where everyone loves you. You know, unless you're religious, don't like cats or triangles or Nutella. You MUST be obsessed with Lady Gaga and Adele and every hipster shit band ever. Also, you have to love Doctor Who and Harry Potter and HATE and REJECT anyone who like Twilight or Kristen Stewart. Bacon is life there even though it's gross. People there all hate everyone on their Facebooks, but refuse to delete them. Oh yeah, if you talk about Tumblr outside of tumblr, you're a MUGGLE and will be unfollowed. The best part? People there say that if you don't like what is posted on their blogs to unfollow them. Then they bitch and moan that they're losing followers. Tumblr is an evil place ran by hipster douche bags who are accepting to only a handful of people who follow their "Rules of Tumblr"

Tumblr User: Ughh forever alone guisseee\! Facebook sucks\! lawlz\! Sex. Drugs. Fashion. LOL NUTELLA AND CATS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS\!\!\! LAWLZ

41. (Tumblr) (16↑, 6↓)
A virus that will infect and crash your computer

wow i just got a tumblr yesterday and it crashed my computer

Author: belieberrrrrr http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6002275
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Irony in its finest form. Hipsters' version of a blogging website that initially claimed 'originality' & 'self expression', when in reality everyone is all the same. Everyone( teen girls, gay guys & misguided souls) blogs the same Hipster-esque("unique") photos, music, tv shows, bullshit quotes and wants and needs. Tumblr users constantly complain about their cushy first world lives and apparent emotional/mental problems to the point where their meaningless problems have them very openly contemplating "suicide". If we are lucky these fuckers will eventually kill themselves and this godforsaken website will have no choice but to join myspace in the ruins.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - 3. One to screw it in, the other to bitch about how they liked the old lightbulb better and the third to take artsy photos for their tumblr.

Author: IspeakofTHETRUTH http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6282345
43. (Tumblr) (15↑, 6↓)
A blog site where faggots like to look at other pictures of faggots and stroke their tiny shaft with their tiny feminine hands.

Obi wan: Anakin spends all his time on tumblr Yoda: Hmmm, a faggot he is. 4chan if real man, he was. Jedi, he will never become.

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The most amazing (blogging) site on the entire of the internet. It is also a place where trolls thrive in abundance. There are a variety of different blogs on Tumblr; fashion, appreciation of celebrities, sporting blogs, text blogs, business blogs and porn blogs. Join Tumblr now, and prepare to start living life.

I logged onto Tumblr and enjoyed countless delightful hours of cats, memes, trolls and Harry Potter.

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A place where almost everybody is fake and seeks attention. Everybody pretends to be some awkward hipster female to gain followers, much like on Twitter only everybody claims that they are artistic. People mostly post/reblog pictures, and sometimes steal them from others without credit. Everybody complains for attention. Everybody does illegal things for attention. They love everything gay and believe that an unfriendly gay individual is unheard of and everything straight is vile. They try to promote equality while they openly put everything else down, such as straight people, skinny people, and basically anybody else that has the balls to tell them that they are wrong. They blame society for their faults and yet put no effort in improving themselves. Every member finds themselves ugly and pretends to think cancer patients and obese people are beautiful so that people will think that they are nice people. It's all about followers and attention and feeling special. Go make one.

Hey man, look. It's yet another hipster on Tumblr complaining about their perfectly fine appearance.

Author: justanothertumblruser http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5887744
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A place for a bunch of little 15 year olds who try so desperately hard to be cool and "hipster" (and even openly claim they are). Pretentious people, especially the "Tumblr Famous" who are usually rude when asked questions and are probably just a 16 year old girl who knows absolutely nothing about life and still complains how much their pathetic life sucks on Tumblr. No one cares, and thats why you use Tumblr. For those who try so hard to be indie, listens to crap music, and a minor who has no real life but Tumblr.

How people are on Tumblr: Post "Yeah my life sucks I have an eating disorder I hate everyone at my school" Replies: "omg you're amazing i love you don't listen to anyone else\!" Post "I really want to work in the fashion world when i grow up because like im still 16 lawlz" Replies "omg with your blog you'll totally make it\!"

Author: Haterzgonnahatezz http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5853477
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A region of the internet where self-loathing, sexually frustrated beings gravitate in order to vent themselves through pictures and porn in order to receive pity disguised as a "reblog" button. Most inhabitants displaying sexual frustration are Filipino and Vietnamese, probably due to ancestral tracts.

"Bro, I'm on [Tumblr] forever." " Dude, how much porn?\!" He was nonchalantly on [Tumblr], however that in itself is a logical fallacy due to the attention nazism of the site itself.

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A blogging social network site for those who want to express their opinions and be entirely themselves. Many fandoms are found on tumblr such as Harry Potter, Starkid and Glee. It's a place where people are't judged. Those with a tumblr also know not to talk about tumblr to those who don't have a tumblr. It's not a 'fashion trend' it's a place for people to be original and themselves with their followers who they don't necessarily know in real life but find some common ground with.

Facebook person: So I heard that Darren Criss guy is coming back to Glee for season 3? Tumblr person: Yeah I found that out a while ago. Facebook person: But I only saw it on one of my friends' statuses today. How did you know? Tumblr person: Can't remember. Google or something. *in head - tumblr tells me EVERYTHING*

49. (Tumblr) (6↑, 0↓)
A site that is supposed to be a place where people can express individuality but has been reduced to a place of conformity. Most people have blogs that consist of the following: Fashion Jewelry Models Rants about relationships Stupidity If you don't have any of the following, chances are you will not get many followers especially if your blog is edgy or controversial. Society doesn't like controversy.

Bob: Yo check out this girls tumblr it's about- Bill: Shoes and how she hates jerks? Bob: Yea, how'd ya know? Bob: Just saw 10 other blogs about the same thing.

Author: Cultofmypersonality http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6283066
50. (Tumblr) (12↑, 6↓)
Amazing website that wizards use. It makes dreams come true, and hours pass by in seconds. It's like narnia. It's highly addictive, but you'lll love every minute of being on it. Only cool people have it. It makes complete strangers become friends. Make you love people you don't know. Best website ever. Deal with it.

Random girl:" I like nutella, Harry Potter, food, Glee, Darren Criss, fashion, and I hate facebook." Tumblr girl:" You'd love tumblr"

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A stupid place where teenage girls go to post pictures with random with text that is totally unrelated to the photo they posted. Most of the pictures and text are related to love, but not the happy kind, like sad "emo" quotes and pictures of girls crying in random places and couples making out.

=A normal picture on tumblr= +Picture of some mountain. *Text -\> I can still feel you with me even when you're so far away.* +

Author: trolololononame http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5862012
52. (Tumblr) (9↑, 5↓)
Tumblr can't be described.It's like Wonderland. When you make a tumblr you are feeling alone.But then you find pictures.And funny posts.And beautiful themes.And nice people who don't have Facebook\!

Matt: Do you have Facebook? Madison:What did you say? I'm sorry but I can't hear you. I have a party on Tumblr.

Author: AnotherTumblrUser http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6074700
53. (tumblr) (7↑, 3↓)
residence of faggotry

That faggot belongs on tumblr.

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Mostly known by the general public because of "hipsters" and it's also where "planking" began. Tumblr is the most amazing website, designed to bring lovely people together. Those who had tumblr before it was cool will know that it is "the easiest way to blog" and the most incredible website ever known to man, woman, animal, etc. So basically, on tumblr, you follow people and I guess you want people to follow you. Then on your dashboard you see everything that everyone you follow posts. You can then "heart" or "reblog" a post that you think is rad. Reblogging will put the post onto your blog. And giving it a "heart" makes it go into a little section called "liked posts" which is pretty much a collection of the greatest things you've ever discovered on this site. However, nobody but you can see this collection. Tumblr will either: A. Ruin your social life, school work, friends, family relations, sexual relationships and even relationships with pets. (Take over your life) B. Make you feel horrible about your body because your bones don't stick out enough. C. Annoy the heck out of you because you can't figure out to use it. D. Be the best thing that ever happened to you. OR all or a combination of the options.

"I really love tumblr but I can't stop going on it. I'd rather look at pictures of cats then play with my real life cat, so my cat gets angry at me. "

55. (tumblr) (2↑, 0↓)
the end of my social life.

tumblr

56. (Tumblr) (6↑, 4↓)
The Best thing that has ever been invented

You: what are you doing Me: being forever alone You: Ahhhhhhh Tumblr

57. (Tumblr) (5↑, 3↓)
A microblogging website founded by David Karp. While, for the most part, it is true that you can post (in text, photo, quote, link, chat, audio, or video form) whatever you want without fear of retaliation, this is not always the case. Oftentimes, if your opinion differs from somebody else's, you receive anonymous hate mail (using Tumblr's messaging feature with an option to make yourself anonymous, called "anon" by the users) that is unrelenting. Tumblr really is a great place to go onto, but only as long as you don't say "no" to someone else's interests or opinions. Your blog is your own and should not have to be subject to the radical fanaticism of other users.

User (posting an opinion about the "Fabranger" ship, one of many interests Tumblr users have: "[Fabranger]? [Quinn Fabray] and [Hermione Granger]? No. Just no. They're not even in the same series. I completely support LGBT, but... no. Hermione is as straight as a [Ticonderoga pencil]." Other users with differing opinions: "Stupid. Bitch. Pussy. You're a disgrace to [LGBT] supporters. You're so smallminded."

58. (Tumblr) (4↑, 3↓)
It used to be a cool, non-judgemental site where you could be who you wanted to be, do what you want to do, and express whatever the fuck you want to express. And stuff. Only now, there are wild vicious anon haters appearing at every damn corner of every blog, I'm telling you. Tumblr isn't safe, not any more. Nowhere is safe.

*Blogger expresses his/her feelings about something on his/her Tumblr* *Anons swarm blogger's ask box, intent on delivering hate messages*

Author: Dk Man, Google It http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6203996
59. (Tumblr) (35↑, 34↓)
Tumblr is fine. It's a blogging site and allows you to interact with people.If you dislike HP (no Twilight lovers, it's just a sucky romance about vampires which they probably haven't even read & apparenty LOFTR is on the same level?), aren't a 90's child( the last generation with sense they say), or aren't perfectly grammatically correct in everything you type, you will be made fun of, judged & stupid.They despise people on FB because they are treated better than them; usually take a screen shot of the status and post it for [lulz] on someones spelling or just a question they had that may have been stupid.Then stick their FB links in their description. Basically, if you don't have the mindset of a 'misunderstood' teenager, you don't belong. & you also must be a future cat lady, eat nutella & pizza & have no social life. Don't tell anyone about it because they think no one knows. If you're homophobic, leave. Everyone on Tumblr will hate you as the site is predominately gay. J.K Rowling is God, God doesn't exist, Gays are the best, Obsesity is beautiful, Skinny people are bitches, tans are for whores, FB is shit & trolling is life. If you dislike any of this and express it, you will get anon hate telling you to kill yourself & you're stupid & insult you because you placed an unpopular opinion. Tumblr famous people don't talk to you, don't like you, don't follow you back or even attempt to do anything.Only a Tumblr user would look this up and the response would be: U MAD? -_-

You know that socially awkward, dramatic, problematic, [emo] boy/girl at your school? They have a Tumblr.

60. (Tumblr) (0↑, 0↓)
The most addicting website ever & end of your social life as a whole.

DUDE DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?\! YEAH MAN. A TUMBLR & NO FRIENDS\!

Author: danceintherain55 http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6400137
61. (Tumblr) (0↑, 0↓)
Best website ever created. A replacement for a boyfriend.

I've been going to bed really late all week, because I've been on tumblr. Katie: Oh I love Brandon so much\! Tumblr user: I don't need a boyfriend. I just need food and tumblr.

62. (Tumblr) (4↑, 4↓)
The reason for the 75% increase of [faggotry] on the internet( it was bad enough YouTube) A pointless site full of super judge mental people that will criticize you for not liking what they like or agreeing with them. Turns people into snobs. However an awesome source for [porn] tho.

Example 1 Dear lord look at all the [faggotry] on Andrew's Tumblr. It's full of pokemon stuff, serious cases of [whiteknighting], and cheesy shit like "i want to cuddle and listen to pop-punk". Example 2 James: Dude Tumblr totally changed Kristina. Nick: How so? James: She acts super high and mighty now that she's got like 130 followers and gets super bitchy Example 3 Casey: Bro I need some new porn sites that aren't apparent in my browser and won't get me a shitload of viruses Matt: Just go to Tumblr. So much good stuff. I beat myself like a red-headed stepson all day everyday now. 0 Fucks Given\!\!\! Casey: AWESOME\!\!\!\!\! Example 4 Ryan:Dude some guy just bitched me out on Tumblr because I like Bring Me The Horizon and told me to listen to gay hipster shit like Defeater and Have Heart Cody: Yeah this girl bitched me out for not supporting the occupy wall street movement even after I tried to explain her my reasons why

Author: SolarFlareSuperior http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6235685
63. (tumblr) (18↑, 18↓)
life. the coolest place on the internet. 'nuff said.

i deactivated facebook, cause it was boring. tumblr ftw\!

Author: happyf&ckenbunny http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5989938
64. (tumblr) (0↑, 1↓)
what justin lacosse goes on after masturbating with his own tears.

justin lacosse' tumblr entry: i just masturbated with my own tears because i go on tumblr, and i go on tumblr because i masturbate with my own tears.

Author: reesespeices511 http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6374344
65. (tumblr) (1↑, 2↓)
Many people's lives. A place where fandoms can come together.

Friend: where were you this weekend? Me: at home, on Tumblr with my fandom.

66. (tumblr) (0↑, 2↓)
a secret society. non tumblr people just don't understand.

tumblr shouldn't be spoken about in public.

67. (Tumblr) (4↑, 6↓)
A place where awesome people gather around. Tumblrians hate bitches and love food.

I love food. I love Harry Potter. I love Zayn Malik. I love reblogging. I love walking like a boss. We love Tumblr.

Author: auegyrdfgaeem http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6128413
68. (Tumblr) (1↑, 5↓)
It's the best thing ever invented: Tumblr is hated by facebook users but only because they think it's too complicated for their tiny brains. If you have one; Your most likely Awesome, Indie, Hipster & Awesome. We're just one big happy family :'D Facebook users; fuck off. Follow Me?: youngrecklessandstupid.tumblr.com

tumblr is my life.

Author: Karen Cienfuegos http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6324265
69. (tumblr) (4↑, 8↓)
a blogging website where you can post images text quotes audio and video. You can follow people's tumblr's and see their posts on your "dashboard." which is like a homepage. You can tag your posts, so others can search them. You can like their posts or reblog them, so they show up on your blog. You can search for blogs to follow by categories. You can edit the appearance of your tumblr with different themes and custom appearance settings.

[lolkbro.tumblr.com]

70. (Tumblr) (5↑, 11↓)
Alright, for starters, people from tumblr do not at all in any way state that they created memes. Memes are for everyone, stfu. And maybe some people have created ones that they have made from rage builder. Also, they dont complain about their lifes. But even if they did, its a fucking blog. Thats actually somewhat what it is for. You can use it to vent. Majority of people on tumblr understand each other, and hate anons. And usually don't like homophobes. They are sarcastic, but thats what makes them hilarious. Majority of people on tumblr get along, unless some weird drama starts from some stupid anon. Not everyone on tumblr considers themself a hipster either. And it doesnt even only consist of "hipster" things. You're really shallow if you think that, and obviously don't know what you're talking about. Quit judging. Its a place to get away from people like you. People who are ignorant and judgmental. Tumblr can also be considered for a place where the outcast-socially awkward kids go, which is perfectly fine. Oh and tumblr only accepts cats. If you're a muggle...gtfo \tumblr\tumblr you never heard of a tumblr eva itz a virus oya ;D

Im really tired i hope i worded everything right jfkdsj imma die [forever alone] Tumblr \tumblr

Author: umadbrogottaproblemrawnstaaawp http://tumblr.urbanup.com/6120256
71. (Tumblr) (10↑, 17↓)
A blog where girls would rather hang out with the people they don't know than with the people they do, more like the way guys play video games. It's the addiction that makes their real life exciting. Many hours spent clicking the reblog button. But if you talk about Tumblr on Facebook you are sure to die. Girls will say whatever they want to the most complete strangers and be ok with it. It's a place to fantasize where you want to be and what you want to be doing. A place to reblog all the famous hotties, like Rob Pattinson, Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner... etc. Many fanatics will spend more than 3 hours a day reblogging things. Most will reblog at least 500 things a day.

Phone rings. Friend: Hey do you wanna do something today? Girl: Uh, no I have to finish reblogging everything on my dashboard. Friend: What? Girl: Yeah [Rob Pattinson], [Justin Bieber], and [Taylor Lautner] are taking up a lot of space on my page. Friend: HuH? Girl: Nevermind you wouldn't get it. Friend: Ok, bye. Hang up phone. (Back to Tumblr reblogging like a maniac.)

Author: Tumblr-forever. http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5925269
72. (Tumblr) (13↑, 21↓)
A place you should never go ever. The only people that go on Tumblr are retards who overuse the shit out of memes that were once good. Just when you thought they couldn't get any more annoying, they are also hardcore grammar nazis. It is truly the worst website on the internet. It does not help to know that they also attempt to raid Omegle ever so often and ultimately fail at it because that's how much they suck. They also enjoy taking credit for memes that they didn't even make.

Tumblr bitch: FOREVER ALONE LOL Tumblr fag: LOLOL TROLOLOLOLOL HAHAHA MEMES WE'RE SO ORIGINAL LOL Not a retard tumblr user: You know that those memes are all overused beyond belief because of you, right? Tumblr bitch: LOLOLOL IT'S CALLED TROLLING. WE MADE IT LOL. Not a retard tumblr user: What a dumb hipster bitch.

73. (tumblr) (75↑, 103↓)
a breeding ground for hipsters and douchebags. Tumblr loves Harry Potter, crappy memes, and cheesy quotes superimposed on top of pictures of the beach.

person 1: hey, do you have a tumblr? person 2: sorry, I have a life.

74. (Tumblr) (103↑, 139↓)
Tumblr is a place for 'cool', 'different' people to come and be 'cool' and 'different'. They like to moan about how they have issues with their love lives, even if they're only 14 and haven't ever been in love. On Tumblr you have to be either tragic, emo, scene kid or vintage. Essentially they're all pretentious losers who take pictures of their feet on beaches, love hearts, themselves reading or writing, or pictures of Starbucks. Refer to the: 'Dickhead song' On Youtube for a better grasp of a Tumblr person's real life. They pretend they have problems and post pictures of them cutting themselves, then they claim they're not just doing it for attention. While a normal person may be like: 'Oh I like this, but I'll keep that to myself because not everyone has to know this rather unusual fact about me', Tumblr whores are like: 'I LIKE THIS AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS. IT IS WHAT CREATES ME\!' They write shitty poems, love songs and post crappy drawings. All they do on Tumblr is whine, tell people not to talk about Tumblr (possessive bitches), post their running jokes, blog pictures of hot guys from emo bands, talk about screamo (you're not allowed to like other types of music and you MUST rave on about how much you like Screamo and how you've been judged about it your whole life), reblog every single pretentious or cute thing that comes their way. Individual and feel the need to shove it down your throat. Tumblr...for pretentious losers.

Normal Person (to themselves): Oh I like this band, I don't really mind if other people don't or do like them. Tumblr Person: OMG I LOVE THIS BAND. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS, SO FUCK YOU HATERS\! Normal Person: This is one of my interests Tumblr Person: THIS IS ONE OF MY INTERESTS\! LOOK AT IT\! LOOK AT HOW COOL AND RETRO I AM\! GASP AT HOW ADORABLE I AM\! LOOOOOOOOKKKK AATTTTT MYYYY COOLNNEESSSS.

75. (tumblr) (53↑, 96↓)
Some stupid blog website with lots of errors. Don't get one, it's a waste of time, really. This word should never be said in public, as well.

Kristy: What's Tumbler??\!? Tumblr? I don't know how to spell it. Alex: Never heard of it before, hm. Probably stupid.

76. (tumblr) (29↑, 95↓)
An excuse for a [blog].

Seriously, YOU got a Tumblr?\!?\!\!

Author: iHEARTShiaLaBeouf http://tumblr.urbanup.com/5516054
77. (tumblr) (397↑, 490↓)
A popular hipster blogging platform.

I'm sooooo alternative and indie because i have tumblr

78. (Tumblr) (277↑, 445↓)
A website for lovesick teenaged girls to blog things about their crushes. They also reblog every single thing that they think applies to them.

Teenagerd girl (on Tumblr): I want to tell him I love him... but how? Oh\! This picture is perfect for me to convey this. *Reblog*

Author: thetruthabouttumblr http://tumblr.urbanup.com/4892834
79. (Tumblr) (62↑, 322↓)
A blog network where you and friend's can communicate.

Check out my blog at Tumblr.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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